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# i'm on.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:47, archived)
# are you a non-murderer too?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Or just letting us know about your menses
in a Sarpong style?
(tallroo, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:50, archived)
# yes
however, i smash mosqitos when they attack. self defence. :)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:50, archived)
# woo! and yay!
yeah, i also smash cows when they attack, like they often do :P
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:52, archived)
# i know that problem
but in my case it's giant squids. but when they attack i raise my hand and say:
- hey bitch! you wanna get smacked?!
and then they leave.*


*could be not 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:54, archived)
# yeah, fortunatly for me though all squids love me
they come up and go "please sir, can i have some lovin'?" and i go.. "sorry girls/things, i'm too busy with all the hot women that are crawling after me, begging for sex"*


*wish it was 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:55, archived)