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# I've just looked on the intranet at work
And wondered why I'm still here. Here is a typical quote.

I was in the unfortunate position of finding I had laddered my tights, and not wanting to walk around like that, I went to buy a pair from the shop. I was surprised to find that they didn't stock such things, and was given a frosty glare from dear Kim. However, I was heartened to see that priorities are in place and I can buy a CD if I want to.

You can see the entire transcript here.
Well, if anyone thinks my talents (ummm, can't remember what they are off the top of my head) are wasted here, let me know, or better still find me a job where they don't use up resources to complain about crap like this.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# In an emergency
a fan belt can make a substitute for a pair of tights.
Oh, hang on.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# a job for you
you could always try and clear my credit card debt for me...
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)