he touches her in a way that only penguines know how
and in a place that most women will never know
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b3rl1n,
Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:32,
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Worst chat-up line ever, though
"'Ello darlin' - wanna see my fish?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56,
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