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# I love wrong numbers
I just got a text message that read:

'Sam! Its spanner! Im on my brothers phone! Im cumin out til 8:30! Wot time do u want me 2 cum down? Dont ring the house phone! Spanner!'

So I sent one back:
'Spanner! Listen, I slept with your girlfriend the other week, and I feel really guilty. Sorry mate!'

No reply yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:07, archived)
# lol
you tight bastard :)
(Sabaki, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:09, archived)
# nice
one
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:11, archived)
# The overuse of the word cum
bothers me a lot...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)
# too funny
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha
I play a similar game with my friends whereby whenever anyone leaves their phone lying around (e.g. on the table at the pub when they go to the bar, etc.) you grab it and start sending text messages to random people in their address book saying things like "Are you still on for thursday?" or "Any chance of getting that 20 quid you owe me?" or "I think I love you, we need to talk" then sitting back and watching the confused conversations/arguments that ensue. It's a particularly good game if like me you don't have a mobile phone yourself.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:25, archived)
#
or any friends or a life ;-)
(agamemnon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:52, archived)