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# mmmmm
my farts always smell so damn good
(99999999999999999999999999999, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Bottle them
and sell them to hippys, they'll buy anything if you slap "organic" on the label.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:53, archived)
# i discoveredthe joy of local farmers' markets today
local organic lamb for less than the price of ordinary lamb in tescos... and it was fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Oh dont start talking about food.
I might have to move if you carry on and go get some.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:57, archived)
# i just had crunchy nut cornflakes...
my theory is that since i didn't get up till lunch time, i might as well have breakfast now so ythat my whole day was ofset by one meal
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Good thinking sir
to the kitchen!

edit - yay for cornflakes. and OU programs on 2 about rollercoasters.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Time is an illusion;
lunchtime doubly so.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:00, archived)
# douglas adams?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Aye.
Ford Prefect. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:05, archived)
# i'm pretty good, slightly scared that one of my mates is going to kill me next time he sees me though
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Good, ta.
Bit knackered after playing tonight, and I've got another one tomorrow aft. What you done to your murderous mate?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:11, archived)
# i painted a very large cock on his ceiling in black spraypaint
whilst massively under the influence
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Good man.
You'll go far.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:14, archived)
# i feel rather bad about it actually
i've offered to pay to fix it... or paint over it myself. He hasn't replied yet though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:15, archived)
# Worst I've done
was grey primered over a mate's van wing mirrors and side windows on a stag night, while he was asleep in the back. Never owned up to that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:25, archived)