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Hell looks like..

...a gorgeous lady that wants sex with you, but who has Timmy Mallet's face.

Plus if she had a neck like that girl in the 'Exorcist', you couldn't even turn her over...

(idgaf.com, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:11, archived)

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww

(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:15, archived)

worse?

how about a woman with a beautiful face but the body of Timmy Mallet?

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isthisyou?, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:22, archived)

Dunno...

I've never seen his body.

Perhaps he's a post-op transsexual, who's actually got a man's head but a female body.

That would explain his constant use of the mallet, n'est pas?

(idgaf.com, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:35, archived)

that's my weekend fucked

i'll never sleep tonight

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isthisyou?, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 10:46, archived)