Yes
plug him into the mains, and he converts high-voltage, low-current electricity into catholic electricity.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:51,
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noooo
he makes non catholic petrol into catholic petrol
he's a catholic converter
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washing_machine,
Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:55,
archived)