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# Arf!
I just saw a squirrel on the way back from the Post Office.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Shoot
it?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Nooooo!
They're too cute to shoot.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# You're
too fluffy, y'know. The time may come when you have to out squiggle-hunting in order to feed your growing family!

Best get some practice in now.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I've thought about that.
I'm just going to catch the woodpigeons outside our house. They look very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Oh,
lovely with a bit of plum sauce.

/off to get lunch now, drool.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# It was
probably renewing its road tax
(the_invisible_dog, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)