Well he drinks with his finger...... sits on his own face and gave birth to Mirth. The man has out of this world talents. No wonder Mindy looks so happy.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33,
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Thats a good point!He could be the next big thing in the porn star world!
However, I can sit on my own finger, drink out of my ass and have never given birth to anything other than 6feet of chocolate pipping! I think I win!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36,
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However, I can sit on my own finger, drink out of my ass and have never given birth to anything other than 6feet of chocolate pipping! I think I win!
Do you write poetry?You've painted so many vivid images with only the power of words.
NANOOO!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37,
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NANOOO!
No but I can rap like eminem in 8 mile....listen - 1, 2 buckle my shoe
3,4 knocking on your door,
5,6 pick up sticks
7/8 jump over the gate,
9/10 old speckled hen.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:41,
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3,4 knocking on your door,
5,6 pick up sticks
7/8 jump over the gate,
9/10 old speckled hen.
Lose yourself in the moment dude!That's jam fly nitty gritty, listen to the man from the big bad city, you be jaaaam hot.
You be jaaaaam hot.
Yeah I know....... came up with that at the bus stop with my mates then went back to my caravan home where my single mum calls me "ferret". I'm living the dream!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44,
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Word up.Wish I'd had no ambitions so I could say to my mum "I got the job at Bugger King! LIVING THE DREAM MA!"
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47,
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Yeah....... I could write a rap about standing up to my mum for my album:
I live in a caravan with my mum,
I'm named after a rodent - I feel glum,
I work in a factory with the old gits,
all the local black guys think I'm the shit,
I always wear the same clothes,
brittany murphy is the local ho,
nick nack paddywack give the dog a bone,
this young rappers going home.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50,
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I live in a caravan with my mum,
I'm named after a rodent - I feel glum,
I work in a factory with the old gits,
all the local black guys think I'm the shit,
I always wear the same clothes,
brittany murphy is the local ho,
nick nack paddywack give the dog a bone,
this young rappers going home.