IndeedBut they make lovely under pub table footstools when they have been subdued with a few cans of export and some whisky. And of course, you can fit a whole one on your average BBQ.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50,
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But it's a right pain in the cuntwhen one sits beside you on the tube and talks about the so-called 'glory days' of Scottish football, then tries to tap you for a fiver because 'You're no' like these English bastards, hen, you're just wan 'ae us, far from hame...'
*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
(*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53,
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wellthat'll teach you to use to tube.
much better to travel by jetpack I find.
(much better to travel by jetpack I find.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57,
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