'Neverpoint at a black pig'*
*Ancient Navajo proverb
(*Ancient Navajo proverb
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35,
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that ama cute pig....
aggggggghhhhh
kill it. kill it hard!
*goes to fetch spade*
(aggggggghhhhh
kill it. kill it hard!
*goes to fetch spade*
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37,
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Nooo!That's the dugat spade anyway, you silly badger. You need a special spade for angry dwarf animals.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46,
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I havea large selection of spanging spades. I'm sorry, I should have been more specific :P
*goes to fetch double-edge dwarfpigfucking spade with sharpened handle*
(*goes to fetch double-edge dwarfpigfucking spade with sharpened handle*
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54,
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That am top woo!Any other dwarf animals we shouldn't be pointing at, oh wise one?
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37,
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RichardGere's hamster.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40,
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Yes?Oh fucksocks I forgot I changed my name...
Umm...as you were...
(Umm...as you were...
Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47,
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yepPygmy Aberdeen Angii
they're nasty fuckers when riled.
(they're nasty fuckers when riled.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40,
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moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooye fuggin' English cunts, ye fuggin' fuggers, ah'll fuggin huv yes, so ah wull...
(They're not known for their racial tolerance. I'm just quoting, don't shoot the messenger.)
((They're not known for their racial tolerance. I'm just quoting, don't shoot the messenger.)
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44,
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IndeedBut they make lovely under pub table footstools when they have been subdued with a few cans of export and some whisky. And of course, you can fit a whole one on your average BBQ.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50,
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But it's a right pain in the cuntwhen one sits beside you on the tube and talks about the so-called 'glory days' of Scottish football, then tries to tap you for a fiver because 'You're no' like these English bastards, hen, you're just wan 'ae us, far from hame...'
*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
(*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53,
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wellthat'll teach you to use to tube.
much better to travel by jetpack I find.
(much better to travel by jetpack I find.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57,
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No, sorry!Am dropping in and out, actually trying to do some work today!
Hence huge gaps between posts.
(Hence huge gaps between posts.
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43,
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Stoppit.*cries*
*manipulative cow*
(*manipulative cow*
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:45,
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I had hoped for "some" reaction to the pirate post earlierho hum,
back to work for me then...
(,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:45,
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back to work for me then...
What? furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:45,
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Ooh! Woo!I am teh proper pirate now.
Thank'ee!
(Thank'ee!
furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50,
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I like that way at the endhe tries to shoot lasers at the pig but because of the pain of the missing finger he misses.
(
magnum,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:38,
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awwwwww .. eep!apparently we taste like pork
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43,
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I'malways looking for someone to taste MY pork!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52,
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