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# Every Welsh housewife should have one...


Inspired in part by Gareth Jones's fave joke (http://www.b3ta.com/interview/gaztop)

[Crap I know, but I'm gonna use my tiredness as an excuse...]
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:33, archived)
# dau munud?
the rest I have the gist of. Pity that is the crux of the joke though
(barandis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:45, archived)
# It means
"[For] two minutes, please" (It's what you say when your telling someone how to use the microwave) Did you get Gaz Top's terrible punnage?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:47, archived)
# nope
I know words here and there. Not the language
(barandis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:54, archived)
# Ah, I see
Well, your not missing much =P HIs joke was:

"What do you call a Welsh Custard Competition?...Cystadlaeth! (Pronunced 'custardlife'"

And cystadlaeth means.....Competition! Yay! =S
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:03, archived)
# It's 4.53am
I'm sitting here wired to F$%^ after drinking 6 cans of Red Bull as I have to leave to pick someone up from Heathrow shortly and I just watched Magical Trevor for the first time. The cpu has just fried itself in my already addled brain.

edit : just watched joel's la la la, wibble
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:55, archived)
# I went to bed with this on my brain and now thanks to you.....
Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)