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# It works for me....
I have pants like that.... we'll keep quite 'bout the red polo neck and the necklace...

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:40, archived)
# You have pants like that?
I don't know whether to be aroused or scared...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:43, archived)
# Neither do I.
Wallace and Gromit boxer shorts too somewhere.
Never worn them though.

I'd be thinking "more cheese Gromit" all day if I wore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:49, archived)
# eww!
eww!eww!eww!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:51, archived)
# hahahahah
I win. I win...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:51, archived)
# You win
But you obviously don't wash often enough...
eyuch, dirty, dirty..
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:55, archived)
# On no, they're the wrong trousers...
I met him once you know... Nice chap.

I've also held Chorlton, of Chorlton and the Wheelies in my actual palms... short chap. Smelled of playdoh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:59, archived)
# now now...
I'll recant the advice John Cleese once told me, about never EVER namedropping...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:01, archived)
# took me a while to get that.
But that's what I said to Barrymor... er.. er... oh bugger..
No, that's what he said...

(Coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)
# there there
it's ok, I think we're all running a little slowly now...
My brain is seriously lagging here, even below the speed of my modem...
Some bugger's come and underclocked my brain methinks
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:09, archived)