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[challenge entry] Here goes


This is Matt, hes a croat with a hat and a map of monserat shouting twat at postman pat and his black and white cat trying to splat a fat rat with a basball bat

From the Rhyming Photoshops challenge. See all 392 entries (closed)

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# what's on the tv?
not to be a prat...

edit: ah... postman pat. didn't know who postman pat was.
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# its...
postman pat!
(I helped save b3ta! DoeK, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# with
his black and white cat!

Except he's retired now, so it's just Pat.
(Small Beer, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# postman pat
it wouldnt make sense otherwise
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# it has to be postman pat
otherwise it makes no sense you twat
when i was a child i watched that
in front of the tv i was sat
overjoyed at the sight of pat
and his black and white cat

(nigger kid, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Where's the map?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:10, archived)
# it the large white bit of paper that looks like a map
in his other hand
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)
# looks like a sack
i like his hat
i love postman pat
(nigger kid, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# yeh but that wouldnt rhyme
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)
# neither does twat
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:15, archived)
# It doesn't look very much like Montserrat,
and I know (in a general sense) what Montserrat looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)
# jesus
i didnt say he was IN monserat i just said it was a map of it use your imaginations people
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:14, archived)
# lmao
must say, it's a lovely string of lines. being named "matt" myself, and having had my name rhymed with many things, i can honestly say you threw some in that i hadn't heard before.
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# cheers my names matt too
that where i got the inspiration although my name has never been referenced with postman pat or monserat either
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# looks a bit like a sack of quick-krete
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 16:14, archived)