I beleive I have a soundtrack for your picture!I wrote this a while ago. I guess you sing it to the tune of 'Be My Guest' (or 'See My Vest', for Simpsons fans) ... sort of :S
*clears throat*
Polar bear
Over there
Why is there a polar bear?
Staring at a purple pear
Purple pear
In her hair
And theres a chair
Just a chair
Just a chair
Near a bear
Another bear
Another bear
Playing hoopla
At a fair
Wearing fancy underwear
Underwear
Underwear
On its hair
Why's it wear
Underwear
On its hair
Its got a tear
Its got a tear
In its fancy underwear
From playing hoopla at the fair
With a mare
With a mare
In the care
Of Fred Astaire
A further bear
Further bear
Why is there a further bear?
Look its killing Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
I think its species is quite rare
It's quite rare
Quite rare bear
Look it is an extinct bear
It's an extinct... oh, crap.
I could make an entry to the contest... but then again I couldn't, as I am shite at Flash, and I couldn't fit that many things into a Photoshop pic. Oh well.
Check out my previous challenge entry instead :D
(*clears throat*
Polar bear
Over there
Why is there a polar bear?
Staring at a purple pear
Purple pear
In her hair
And theres a chair
Just a chair
Just a chair
Near a bear
Another bear
Another bear
Playing hoopla
At a fair
Wearing fancy underwear
Underwear
Underwear
On its hair
Why's it wear
Underwear
On its hair
Its got a tear
Its got a tear
In its fancy underwear
From playing hoopla at the fair
With a mare
With a mare
In the care
Of Fred Astaire
A further bear
Further bear
Why is there a further bear?
Look its killing Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
I think its species is quite rare
It's quite rare
Quite rare bear
Look it is an extinct bear
It's an extinct... oh, crap.
I could make an entry to the contest... but then again I couldn't, as I am shite at Flash, and I couldn't fit that many things into a Photoshop pic. Oh well.
Check out my previous challenge entry instead :D
Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Tue 3 Aug 2004, 0:28,
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