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[challenge entry]

From the Rhyming Photoshops challenge. See all 392 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Woo !
Me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Bare, bear blair, stair, chair, pear,
who's the kid and the woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# The Blair heir
Woman?
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# is blair
his aupair?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# That's it
It's the ghost of the au pair
Where?
There on the stair
Where on the stair?
Right there!
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# On the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# that's a deaf kid
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# I think the kid is in
despair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# But Blair
Doesn't care
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# the ghost of stevie wonder
doesnt rhyme with the rest though
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Woo
But where does macauley culkin fit in?
(Woppa, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)
# I beleive I have a soundtrack for your picture!
I wrote this a while ago. I guess you sing it to the tune of 'Be My Guest' (or 'See My Vest', for Simpsons fans) ... sort of :S

*clears throat*

Polar bear
Over there
Why is there a polar bear?
Staring at a purple pear
Purple pear
In her hair
And theres a chair
Just a chair
Just a chair
Near a bear
Another bear
Another bear
Playing hoopla
At a fair
Wearing fancy underwear
Underwear
Underwear
On its hair
Why's it wear
Underwear
On its hair
Its got a tear
Its got a tear
In its fancy underwear
From playing hoopla at the fair
With a mare
With a mare
In the care
Of Fred Astaire
A further bear
Further bear
Why is there a further bear?
Look its killing Tony Blair
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
I think its species is quite rare
It's quite rare
Quite rare bear
Look it is an extinct bear
It's an extinct... oh, crap.

I could make an entry to the contest... but then again I couldn't, as I am shite at Flash, and I couldn't fit that many things into a Photoshop pic. Oh well.

Check out my previous challenge entry instead :D
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 3 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)