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# True story:
I have really cool parents. They always advised me instead of telling me what to do. My dad was cool when I started going to the park to drink cider with my mates when I was 15/16.

He caught me with a bottle of 20/20 once, and battered me. 'That's a one way ticket to the gutter, you fucking moron' were his exact words.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Your dad is my new hero
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:51, archived)
# But it made the vomit such pretty colours
and if your 13/14 its all you can afford
(, Tue 17 Aug 2004, 1:55, archived)