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# go to
china town and buy big fuck off swords.
Pier 39 is a good diversion.
Have a ride in a Limo (if you havent already done it somewhere else)
That's what i did in my 1 day there.



I stayed in a YMCA in san francisco (oh how i was mocked)
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# I was thinkin
of going teh cock teasin in all teh gayest clubs...advisable?

/100% not teh gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:47, archived)
# you'll
probably not get hit on all night.


ooooh ooh cutting i hear you say.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:49, archived)
# No no
thats fine....i dont shave my balls anyway so i probably wouldnt fit in with their chutney ferret activities anyhow...*sobs at further rejection*

edit: how do you expect me to get big fuck off swords back through customs?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:50, archived)
# haha
i love stereotypes.


Shared tea and cucumber sandwiches with the queen lately?

edit: hold luggage. My friend bought one, well actually it was only a 8" dagger, but even still.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Just this morning
i shared a pot of earl grey with her...why do you ask?:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:52, archived)
# just checking
your keeping up with your duty as an englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:55, archived)
# I am
i even hate the french,germans and irish....a bit:p

edit: is actually genetically part all of those nations so is allowed to say these things:) hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:57, archived)
# OI!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)