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# Warning: Smutty Lyrics Spoof.
If you are easily offended by profound gayness, don't scroll past this slowly.








No, really....






Right, you were warned.
Eurgay - The Final Jerkoff

We're sleeping together
But still you are small,
And maybe you'll cum in
My ass, who can tell
I guess that you will after all:
It's leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final jerkoff...
The final jerkoff
Ooh oh

We're heading for Penis (Penis)
And still it stands tall
Just watch where you point it...
Don't cum on us all (yeah)
With only seconds to go
It's still standing proud (standing proud)
I just hope you don't miss my Ohh...
It's the final jerkoff...
The final jerkoff
The final jerkoff (the final jerkoff)
Ooh ooh oh

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The final jerkoff
Ooh oh
It's the final jerkoff
The final jerkoff
The final jerkoff (the final jerkoff)
Ooh
It's the final jerkoff
We are wanking together
The final jerkoff
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Heh heh heh :)
(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Ahem
Sorry :)
(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Thanks
now go jerkoff.
(drnuclear, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:36, archived)
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/puts on europe
*sings along with new lyrics*
i cant decide which is better...
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:40, archived)