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# Brilliant!!!
I've always wondered what a sex machine would actually do. I don't picture it being a vibrator or a fake fanjita, rather some bizarre sperm powered engine chuntering away to itself.

What?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 16:24, archived)
# ah!
Actually a sex machine is a fish cake with a 9v battery hidden inside.
FACT!
oh...and thanks all...*goes back into hiding*
(, Wed 6 Oct 2004, 16:25, archived)