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i have site...it is full of stuff

drunkard-geek-drawer of things.

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(Fri 10th Feb 2012, 10:20, More)

Satirists! You may now retire! BOOM!

more of this sort of piss wizardry
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 15:26, More)

one may have misunderstood.

(Mon 6th Feb 2012, 13:43, More)


eh? what?
(Tue 3rd Nov 2009, 13:29, More)

still whoring this old shite
(Thu 10th May 2007, 23:44, More)

a cavalcade of crap
(Tue 24th Apr 2007, 12:10, More)

(Wed 6th Dec 2006, 15:10, More)

(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 12:32, More)

hide & seek in heaven.....
Sorry, i was bored, it's as old as the hills but like i said, bored bored bored!
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:32, More)

Poems for Cunts #03
Well i think he's a cunt anyway!
(Mon 14th Nov 2005, 20:53, More)

Ill thought out celebrity foodstuffs #097c
Their milk is sour, their taste is briny, because their inventor's voice is whiny!
(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 12:51, More)

Little known rock fact #345b
Squeeze the wee bastards! Squeeze them HARD The King!
(Tue 11th Oct 2005, 17:19, More)

No more pooh in my garden!
Fling it! Fling it HARD!
New improved site!
(Thu 1st Sep 2005, 11:42, More)

He didn't turn out like i wanted, but he'll do!
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 13:17, More)

Madonna's SO Essex these days....
Fucksake Guy, get me a fackin' bacardi breezer ya cunt......and twenty sovereigns an all!!
(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 22:07, More)

Stevie's manager could be a right bastard!
This lot don't really seem to be getting into is somehow!!??!
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 12:11, More)

Too lazy to pick for yourself?
...then try:
Pick pick away pick pick away my miniscule simian chum!
From mushybees industries (saddle not included).
(Tue 18th Jan 2005, 15:32, More)

Oh God no!
But the weasels are worse than the nazi mice! What will happen to our fair isle?
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 13:54, More)

Probably still would though to be fair!
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 13:46, More)

Celebrity aeroplanes #001
I can only apologise for this.....please forgive me!
my site
(Mon 8th Nov 2004, 11:00, More)

"Let's go to the health spa" she said....
Golden brown.....texture like sun!
(Thu 21st Oct 2004, 14:57, More)

Little known rock fact #576.....
Gedduppa Geddonuppa I feel like beeeein' a city destroying machine! Where's my motherfucking crack bitches?
(Wed 6th Oct 2004, 16:17, More)

This Wasp-o-tron 76 billion.....
is crap at actually catching wasps.
For chrissakes you useless heap of shite, just kill the fucking wasp!


fp! woo!
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 9:44, More)

Don't normally rise to it but couldn't resist!
Don't pull me up too far, i don't want to touch your winnits thank you!

Sweet Lord! Two in a day?
Thanks everso.
(Tue 25th May 2004, 9:26, More)

In the future farmers will be rocket powered and fuelled by pipes!
OOOH ARR! Look at me mother/sister/wife/brother/father I be Hoverin' and hoverin' HARD at that!


MAN ALIVE! an FP! This was never supposed to happen!
Thank you all, i shall now have celebratory tea and biscuits!
(Mon 24th May 2004, 13:52, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Stuff You've Overheard

Odd Yorkshiremen!
In a pub toilet in Huddersfield years ago, when two men approaching pensionable age walk in.
They're totally silent for ages until one of them booms out,
"You can tell these lavatories were made between 1918 and 1922"
"Why's that then?"
There was a reasonable pause, and the other one said with alarming authority,
"Grouting.......second to none".

Luckily I had weeweed, so i just walked away giggling.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 12:04, More)

» Heckles II

Someone shouted a one word heckle at me
"HIGHER!" I can't thank him enough, my best moment on a stage ever.
(Wed 18th Jun 2014, 11:48, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Sieze the goth!
Everytime myself and Miss Daisy Mae go to London, you can be sure as mustard a fine game of sieze the goth's on the cards. Basically the aim of the game is to touch as many goth types as possible whilst within the confines of That London. Extra points are awarded for running across busy streets to subtley touch a group of said gothics without them knowing. Also there is a sliding scale of gothicness which improves your score, cyber and uber goths scoring more that a fat kid in a korn hoodies with eyeliner on for example.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 17:35, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

clearasil + coke = cocktail.

that is all
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 12:20, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

"Cocky Back"
We played in London one time (the powerhaus i think, but can't be sure), and the alleged future of studenty bedroom misery pop, marion, were supporting us. The stage had a curtain at the back of it, right behind the drum riser. Me and a couple of friends who'd come to see us were backstage, partaking of some speed snorted off the filthy floor (Oh those were classy times indeed), when marion started their set. We noticed the curtain, had a peep round, and realised the combination of curtain, drummer's back and friend with what can only be described as a MASSIVE penis, was not a situation to pass up. He spent the whole of the first three songs putting the drummer off by slapping him on his spine with his knob while we cried with laughter.
From then on we always referred to their drummer as cocky back.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 12:03, More)
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