my illness made me kiss cars....
http://www.tsa.org.uk/sugar_magazine.html
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scruffyoik,
Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:05,
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apparently legit site - pulled quote
"For a few months, I couldn't walk past a car without trying to kiss it. I had no idea why it was so frustrating."
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rob,
Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:13,
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