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# we should go out on a date
I have always wanted to have my lungs filled with kittens...

Its a kind of fetish really
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)
# I'd love to go out on a date with you, B. ;)
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)
# woohoo!
did we have fun?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)
# Well, you seem to
have had a hairraising time that put a smile on your face.
Where are we going on our next outing?
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:44, archived)
# ummm....
how about dudley?

i havent been there
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:51, archived)
# Dudley Moor?
Is that the same Moor where the Slaughtered Lamb is? We could go for a quiet drink
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:54, archived)
# could do
we would have to stay on the path though...
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)
# mmm
follow the yellow brick road. Or follow the Natterjack Toad.
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)
# not again!
Why do we always have to follow amphibians when we go out?

Cant we just get pissed up on booze instead?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:13, archived)
# okay
lashings of voddie, a few fags thrown in for good measure once we're drunk, and a smokeathon after the pub.
Easy to please no nonsense type of chick - in the "hassle" nonsense sense, not the "madness" nonsense sense...does that make sense?
I'm sure you'll understand my level of babbling. Friday 9th Western Front. That's if you're in the South Coast Region!!
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:21, archived)
# I dont know where the south coast is.
Cant you come up to London?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:23, archived)
# ...
okay
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:27, archived)
# HurrrAY!!!
i finally met a REAL woman!

where shall we go?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:28, archived)
# errr....
dunno what's still around since last time I went...you choose!
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:32, archived)
# Zoo?
or we could just hang around by some shops & drink bottles of white lightning until we pass out.

Or go to one of the fucking stupendous amounts of pubs round 'ere. Oh, and there is fabric too.

and as long as you are over 21 you will get in no worries.

You will recognise me if you use this picture

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)