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# If i had a bucket, i'd fill it with a kitten. How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 9:58, archived)
# id fill it with
ugly children

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:02, archived)
# or some sort of insect
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:03, archived)
# i wouldn't say he was ugly
although I'd have reservations about using his hairdresser.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)
# Hang on a minute
I AM his hairdresser.

And I didnt mean he had an ugly face - he just isnt very nice as a person.
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:11, archived)
# Beatle Cut
Paul George John and Ringo, man if it was good enough for them...
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 3:46, archived)
# a duck
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:06, archived)
# puppy? or are puppies like... so 5 minutes ago?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)
# nope - puppies are fine
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:27, archived)
# If I had a kitten
I'd fill it's lungs with a bucket
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)
# we should go out on a date
I have always wanted to have my lungs filled with kittens...

Its a kind of fetish really
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)
# I'd love to go out on a date with you, B. ;)
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)
# woohoo!
did we have fun?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)
# Well, you seem to
have had a hairraising time that put a smile on your face.
Where are we going on our next outing?
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:44, archived)
# ummm....
how about dudley?

i havent been there
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:51, archived)
# Dudley Moor?
Is that the same Moor where the Slaughtered Lamb is? We could go for a quiet drink
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:54, archived)
# could do
we would have to stay on the path though...
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)
# mmm
follow the yellow brick road. Or follow the Natterjack Toad.
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)
# not again!
Why do we always have to follow amphibians when we go out?

Cant we just get pissed up on booze instead?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:13, archived)
# okay
lashings of voddie, a few fags thrown in for good measure once we're drunk, and a smokeathon after the pub.
Easy to please no nonsense type of chick - in the "hassle" nonsense sense, not the "madness" nonsense sense...does that make sense?
I'm sure you'll understand my level of babbling. Friday 9th Western Front. That's if you're in the South Coast Region!!
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:21, archived)
# I dont know where the south coast is.
Cant you come up to London?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:23, archived)
# ...
okay
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:27, archived)
# HurrrAY!!!
i finally met a REAL woman!

where shall we go?
(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:28, archived)
# errr....
dunno what's still around since last time I went...you choose!
(Nacho, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:32, archived)
# Zoo?
or we could just hang around by some shops & drink bottles of white lightning until we pass out.

Or go to one of the fucking stupendous amounts of pubs round 'ere. Oh, and there is fabric too.

and as long as you are over 21 you will get in no worries.

You will recognise me if you use this picture

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 11:36, archived)
# kittens are nice
being cruel to them is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:11, archived)
# I disagree...
Not all of them are nice.

Look at this little herbert...

(bastardizor, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:14, archived)
# unusual
a cat with tongue out looks like a dog.

in fact - much like Mr Winkle.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)
# all kittens are cute
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)
# that kitten has gnawed the mans leg hair off
savage little brute.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:20, archived)
# Some one doesn't like kittens
http://www.rapidvet.com/kitten.JPG

(I didn't link to it coz it's not very nice, so don't look if you think you'll get upset)
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:28, archived)
# that's horrid
why are they doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:29, archived)
# to be fair I think the vet is trying to save it
but back to buckets

(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 31 Oct 2001, 10:33, archived)