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# can anyone help..
i need a joke that fits into a text message and may well cause bladder failure due to its funniness.Any offers?
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)
# .....
"I fucked your mum last night" tends to work
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# concise and effective
top marks for going straight for the jugular!
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Try
all the animals in the jungle are having a party, all the lions are there, the llamas, the giraffes and snakes, except that one monkey is missing coz he is reading the this message...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# thats pretty
good but i imagine she'll still have dry knickers after that,any weapons grade jokes?
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Heard about the new running shoe
specially developed for lesbians by Nike?

It only takes one finger to get it on and the tongue is extra large?

Good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)
# Quality
cheers.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Never leave it with just one
On Nokia this works a treat.

Press down.



Press harder.


Harder.


Oh yes harder.



OH YES THATS IT



OH YES!



Youve just had textual intercourse : )



What you are looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# thats what i'm looking for!
i think we're singing from the same songsheet here!!
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# no problems
glad to to be of service.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# 2 aerials
meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. the wedding was rubbish but the reception was brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:57, archived)
# why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was outstanding in his field.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# classic
Tommy Cooper-esque!!
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Two carrots are walking down an alleyway.
one says "where do you live?" the other replies "i'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing"
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# i've tried my best
but unless you are calling the surreal card,i dont get it.if im biff please take the piss and then explain.thanks:)
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Oh that's the best.
Yay you.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)