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# Try
all the animals in the jungle are having a party, all the lions are there, the llamas, the giraffes and snakes, except that one monkey is missing coz he is reading the this message...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# thats pretty
good but i imagine she'll still have dry knickers after that,any weapons grade jokes?
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Heard about the new running shoe
specially developed for lesbians by Nike?

It only takes one finger to get it on and the tongue is extra large?

Good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)
# Quality
cheers.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Never leave it with just one
On Nokia this works a treat.

Press down.



Press harder.


Harder.


Oh yes harder.



OH YES THATS IT



OH YES!



Youve just had textual intercourse : )



What you are looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# thats what i'm looking for!
i think we're singing from the same songsheet here!!
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# no problems
glad to to be of service.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)