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# I have a black bowze
I wear it for work, goes good with the black skirt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:28, archived)
# I was about to write a rather frightened reply...
...when I noticed it was you and not Witchy who replied to that one..
Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# doesn't it
stain? :)

The problem I have with black bowze is it doesn't get me drunk. At all. Which is a bit of a pisser!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)
# Then you need
Irn Bru WKD.... (boip)
Large bottles, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Acksherly doin'
quite nicely on Pelforth, which is a french double malted brown ale that limbers across the tongue at 6.5%; pity I've only got 7 or 8 boxes left.....can't get it over here 'cos for some reason any beer we import from france immediately loses most of its strength 'cos the townie lagerheads can't hold their bowze and smash the place up.
or is that just the Bigg Market?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)
# Drinking them thar lah dee dah wines an' that next
Dunno whether to go for a pint or two, or finish the current artwork...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# Brought back 60 bottles of the la
di da wine too :) Only 50 left now....hehe.....where do I sign up for a liver transplant? If I lived in france I'd be dead in 10 years!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)
# Yuss
The 400 miles to work and back each day would increase the chances of a fatal traffic accident no end...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)