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# A friend sent this to me.



Sorry if it's a repost, but I did a search and didn't see it. So spank me if I'm wrong. Be gentle, I'm new.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# Jaheeezuz H !!!
I'm sure I shagged her once
only the once mind you
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)
# Don't tell them you're new!!!
You'll have to endure 'the paddling'...
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)
# shes
puuurdy
(BidderZ, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)
# bingo
that was the correct response.
+++mode00++o33
Fnord has raised your level to 4 - Resident
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Attack
Dr N rolls an 11 with a +2 modifier
Strength bonus 4 for medium-spec PC
Prof Fnord loses two b3ta points and some hummus
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)
# **turns to page 245**
ooh I've found the Ultra Battle Bot Beastie Boys Machine. Who wants some?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:37, archived)
# dogs are dumb
it's official
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:24, archived)