I met Fred West's cousin
about three years ago. He looks like Ricky Tomlinson.
(You could take it down yourself, cut the eyes off the top, find the house of a local paraniod scitzo and tape them looking in on his bedroom window.)
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The Togaboy The world will end on,
Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:18,
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Life
just didn't deal him a full hand, did it?
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Fat Marrow,
Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:22,
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And to top it off,
he works for Bird's Eye.
(Sudden thought - Do you suppose he knows that old man with all the kids on a boat?)
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The Togaboy The world will end on,
Fri 10 Dec 2004, 1:25,
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