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# absolutely friend
since when did B3ta grow a over blown sense of conscience any way?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah...
What we need is a way of measuring how upset and oversensitive an event will make people. This way people will know how tasteless they can be before being flamed.
The obvious measure of this would be the Diana
scale ...

Diana force 1 - small kittens badly frightened

Diana force 5.3 - Present disaster

Diana force 9 - Universe accidently destroyed

Please feel free to fill in the rest.

Thanks,

Also, while we are at it can someone start an urban legend about a mate of a mate who is a surfer...

You read it here first!
(I helped save b3ta! EasyCheese, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 17:03, archived)
# or..
Diana Force 0 - any member of the royal family dying

Diana Force 9 - Universe being intentionally destroyed. Which is worse; accident or intent? (I feel a classic pub debate coming on)
(Montyphuq, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Funny you should say that as ...
Apparently there is a fantastic new particle
accelerator just being finished at CERN. This is to be used to investigate how the 'Big Bang'
occurred. Given that we do not know how the Big Bang happened I would be slightly nervous about pissing around colliding very odd particles that we know have something to do with Big Bangs. The answer to the question; what caused the Big Bang? might be 'a bloody great particle accelerator'. That would clearly be a 10 Di event.
(I helped save b3ta! EasyCheese, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 22:10, archived)