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[challenge entry] Mrs McNulty was very proud of her morning's work...

low quality effort...

Self TJ: Anyone got any good chat-up lines I could use later on this evening?


From the Action Grannies challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Fri 7 Jan 2005, 19:57, archived)
# how about
your tits look moleste! mind if i test them to make sure they are real??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 19:59, archived)
# I always get a good response from
"Hey, have you heard that new Keane song?"

Edit: And by 'good,' I mean 'nut-punching.'
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 7 Jan 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Problem is
I haven't.
"Heard the new Nasum album?" rarely works...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Fri 7 Jan 2005, 20:00, archived)
# If I toss your coin, what are the odds I'll get head?
Not mine, I found it on some website.


"lets not turn this rape into a murder..."

was a good one we were having a laugh about in the common room earlier...
(DerisoryDave, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 20:00, archived)