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# you can eat all day and all night
but you can't keep up when you're shitting the moisturiser like a fucked up oil-rig
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# When he died, his penis was shriveled,
and his testicles, they had turned black.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)