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# Will you just stay still on that chair.
If you can't behave you can sit on the floor.
(checkers, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 14:07, archived)
# OK


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *Suspends Dave from meat hooks*
That'll teach you
(checkers, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 14:11, archived)
# *falls off meat hook


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrr,
*Paints cross with super glue*
*Nails dave to cross*
*wraps in chains*
*incases in carbonite*

(checkers, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 14:14, archived)
# You DO realise
the carbonite crucified enchained DTH would be rather fetching hung on a wall...

I'll buy it!
do it and stick it on Ebay

*buys*
*hangs up*


*falls of wall*
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 14:28, archived)
# *gets rescued by highly fanciable nympho princess
*falls off underpants


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Feb 2005, 8:32, archived)