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# Verily he doth dotteth the I
and crosseth the T in the eyes of GOd.

Woo!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:07, archived)
# That reminds me,
For anyone here with teh cock.
NEVER sneeze whilst peeing, like a high pressure water hose. I nearly scraped off the inside of my urethra and put a hole in the cistern. Hurt like fuck
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:10, archived)
# Never sneeze with your eyes open.
That includes your jap's eye.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)