that's why he's the pope:
extremely accurate urination skills.
woo!
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Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:06,
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woo!
Verily he doth dotteth the I
and crosseth the T in the eyes of GOd.
Woo!
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Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:07,
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Woo!
That reminds me,
For anyone here with teh cock.
NEVER sneeze whilst peeing, like a high pressure water hose. I nearly scraped off the inside of my urethra and put a hole in the cistern. Hurt like fuck
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Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:10,
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NEVER sneeze whilst peeing, like a high pressure water hose. I nearly scraped off the inside of my urethra and put a hole in the cistern. Hurt like fuck
Never sneeze with your eyes open.
That includes your jap's eye.
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Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:41,
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hahahaha
I like that, being the pope and all he's not actually swearing
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Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:17,
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although he is writing Christ's name
by urinating blood onto a wall.
That's got to be pretty blasphemous.
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Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:29,
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That's got to be pretty blasphemous.
Perhaps it's the Wailing wall
and he's trying to start a religious war ?
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Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:32,
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You have no idea.
From the King James Version, I present this. 1 Kings, Chapter 14, verse 10.
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