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[challenge entry] No! umpires, I said umpires!

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(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:28, archived)
# Woooh thats scary
but well worth a
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:32, archived)
# woo to the woo yay did you make that?
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:38, archived)
# No
I Just had the gif of the monkey and added the text
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:40, archived)
# cute little
chap he is too
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:43, archived)
# "No, I said umpires, not set me on fire!"
am I missing something? :/
(Dogsdinner, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:36, archived)
# vampires
nosferatu, the living dead
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:42, archived)
# Oh,
I thought they were pyres. Still, wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)
# ah well
it works at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:50, archived)
# I'd happily
set fire to myself rather than watch any cricket! yawwnnnn.... In fact I have created a cricket exclusion zone, where nobody within 10 metres of me is allowed to talk about it, under penalty of chinese burns, dead legs and tweaked nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)
# You fight
like a real man.
(Dogsdinner, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:53, archived)
# fear my pinching!
.
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:53, archived)
# tweaked nipples?
can i com round and read you the Ian Botham biography? ;)
(humanithinkz, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:05, archived)
# I don't know
are you a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:16, archived)
# Aaaah.
Gotcha.
(Dogsdinner, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)