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I've recreated my favourite b3ta post

I would credit whoever did the original but it was almost two decades ago.
(Fri 8th Apr 2022, 14:48, More)


and another
(Wed 21st Jul 2004, 23:01, More)


(Mon 1st Mar 2004, 0:34, More)

Table tennis is difficult

(Fri 19th Sep 2003, 0:14, More)


Thank you lovely donkey, first FP under my new name WOO!
(Sat 23rd Aug 2003, 15:09, More)


(Sun 15th Jun 2003, 22:58, More)


(Wed 28th May 2003, 16:38, More)


it's a Christapult.
(Sat 17th May 2003, 16:09, More)

The Demon Sea Kittens
click for a bit bigger
were the end of many a salty seadog
Inspired by the pic of St.George and the Kitten that was done by a b3tan who's name escapes me at this moment
(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 0:32, More)

Avril Latrine

quick and filthy.
(Tue 14th Jan 2003, 23:49, More)

I'm feeling fluffy

(Sat 16th Nov 2002, 17:04, More)


was definitely going to be top of the agenda at the next team meeting.
(Thu 31st Oct 2002, 14:36, More)

"Using my disguise...

I was able to move through their numbers undetected"
(Tue 29th Oct 2002, 23:01, More)

whilst not being very good

this does illustrate the likeness between the shape of a horse's head and the Alien's. I find horses very creepy because of this.
(Tue 15th Oct 2002, 12:59, More)

How the world ended in the 80s

(Sat 12th Oct 2002, 13:32, More)

If only

Click for biggy
(Thu 19th Sep 2002, 12:16, More)

All that glitters is not gold

Morning folks
(Fri 26th Jul 2002, 7:11, More)

if you use the london underground

you might understand why I found it necessary to do this.
(Sat 13th Jul 2002, 12:50, More)

No child is safe whilst this monster roams our streets

If you saw the news this might make sense
(Mon 1st Jul 2002, 22:22, More)

Back! Get back!

(Mon 10th Jun 2002, 0:39, More)


When will they learn, when will they learn?
(Thu 23rd May 2002, 1:06, More)

Kittens? They're evil too

(Wed 22nd May 2002, 9:15, More)

The peril of stupid exercises

(Mon 20th May 2002, 14:44, More)

I shouldn't have had that last pint...

nice legs though
(Sun 5th May 2002, 18:55, More)

It's quiet here..
too quiet, that justifys a repost

(Sun 28th Apr 2002, 10:44, More)

I have a lot of emotional baggage

(Thu 25th Apr 2002, 22:43, More)

look out furtive, behind you!

(Tue 2nd Apr 2002, 13:51, More)

how about this

(Sat 23rd Mar 2002, 20:54, More)

As promised...

(Fri 8th Mar 2002, 13:02, More)

fear it

(Tue 5th Mar 2002, 18:56, More)

and I thought you might like

(Tue 19th Feb 2002, 18:21, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Crap Gadgets

I had a keyboard that had a row of rubberised "internet" buttons on it,
one of them labelled "refresh" was directly above the F5 button.
(Thu 29th Sep 2011, 13:31, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I joined following my brother introducing the site to me under the moniker Pistolbitch
but got bored telling men I was also a man and not interested in their greasy advances, so I changed to the less succinct but totally sexier name I have now, I went to the 1st anniversary bash, had lots of fun posting gifs and pictures on what was the friendliest place on the web; that changed as the site got inevitably more popular and I slowly migrated via 4rthur to talk which is one of the least friendly places on the internet.

I think a special memory was when /board (the only one at the time) invaded some guy's personal website (in which he reviewed a washing machine and spoke fondly of his new female lodger) his name was Andrew Washington I think, he even gave an interview.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 15:02, More)

» Pet Peeves

People that rant and rave about some band or others lyrics like they were the very arse tears of Christ,
most lyrics are utter garbage and are usually penned by some vacant egotistical cunt with about as much charisma as a Coldplay album in a bucket of tepid piss.
(Wed 7th May 2008, 19:15, More)