What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby playing with razor blades.
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Grampa,
Sat 5 Mar 2005, 4:55,
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aaaaaaaaah but
whats pink and squeals?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Sat 5 Mar 2005, 5:17,
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