And having been betrayed by the the small fluffey chix for a bag of silver shekels,the Romans mercilessly hunted down the bunny.
On the first day they crucified him, and left him on a cross to die.
On the second day he descended to hell, to be stabbed relentlessly in the arse with a red hot poker.
On the third day he rose again and ascended to heaven where he sitteth under the right wing of the lord quacker above.
This was the ultimate sacrifice for all of mankind's chocolate-eating sins, allowing us all to gorge ourselves on chocolate forever more! Hooray! God bless the easter bunny and his sacrifice!
I think I remember this story right from sunday school?
(On the first day they crucified him, and left him on a cross to die.
On the second day he descended to hell, to be stabbed relentlessly in the arse with a red hot poker.
On the third day he rose again and ascended to heaven where he sitteth under the right wing of the lord quacker above.
This was the ultimate sacrifice for all of mankind's chocolate-eating sins, allowing us all to gorge ourselves on chocolate forever more! Hooray! God bless the easter bunny and his sacrifice!
I think I remember this story right from sunday school?
The Boy T,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:21,
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you forgot the bit where the chix repentand get 70% cocoa dark chocolate
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:24,
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TJ:ebaums world has a rob manuel song on it's main page today.
well now
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:24,
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well now
woo nice!arse. i forgot to buy chocolate when i went food shopping.
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eponymous Oh!,
Fri 25 Mar 2005, 18:39,
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