that's a bit pessimistic
so her ill-gotten love-child is gonna have such a crappy childhood it'll grow up and have a kid of its own before it hits 20 and will feel so embittered by the shit hand it's been dealt it feels obliged to find it's biological grandfather who's only words of solace are the story that started off the whole sordid affair...
oh. you were just being idiomatic. my bad
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:22,
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oh. you were just being idiomatic. my bad
im an 18 year old english a level drop out
and i dont know what idiomatic means, so i doubt it (hope not cos then id look a right fool)
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:25,
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Does she look 14?
Eh? Does she? Eh? 14? Does she look 14? Eh? Eh?
I hope not as I have the horn for her.
Bah!
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:28,
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I hope not as I have the horn for her.
Bah!
you should work for the government
going in shops and buying fags to see if they ID you
(i dont do sarcasm, and when i do i do it poorly)
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:34,
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(i dont do sarcasm, and when i do i do it poorly)
hahaha
im sure theres a message in that but taking hints isnt my thing either. for what its worth i still would tho
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:38,
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what
ever. It wasn't the pic I was referring to (I take it there's one in her profile?)
I was taking the pish out of her spazmo try-hard english
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:39,
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I was taking the pish out of her spazmo try-hard english
spazmo try-hard?
you're in your early thirties right? and trying to make yourself feel better by insulting people over a decade younger than you. briliant.
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:49,
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It's possible.
The condom did split (She knows it did too before I am declared a bastard).
Not to worry, I haven't given her any diseases. I am cleeeeeean.
She may not have been though... back to the STD clinic I go :(
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:26,
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Not to worry, I haven't given her any diseases. I am cleeeeeean.
She may not have been though... back to the STD clinic I go :(
such is life
hopefully she'll have the sense to visit her friend lil' levonelle
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Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:30,
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I hope so!
When it happened I offered to go to the clinic with her the next day. I thought it was the romantic thing to do.....
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