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[challenge entry] You lot love Screech ay....

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(josimarX, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:37, archived)
# woo to the max!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:37, archived)
# ok
/goes to the max

(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:43, archived)
# *checks profile*
ello ello ello

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha,
our resident 'suave-bastard' is on the prowl.

Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:55, archived)
# *sigh*
i'll make you fall in love with me then leave you after 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:59, archived)
# sounds like a plan!
let's make it happen
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Like the guy mentioned in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:00, archived)
# haha
virgin.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Pfft
Not for long
/bums
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:09, archived)
# and the one before
i can't help it if i'm emotionally gelid!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:07, archived)
# i don't know what that means but it sounds sexy
bring it on
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:13, archived)
# sounds good to me!
You can leave me in the morning if you like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:01, archived)
# i always feel bad about one night stands
so i cook them a bacon sandwich to eat on their travels
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:05, archived)
# arf
aren't you nice!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:08, archived)
# I don't think you should feel bad about 1 night stands,
not if that's what you both went in for anyway.

I had one the other night and the lass didn't even offer me breakfast! (It was round her place, see)

She did let me play with her norks though, and I had the last laugh because I washed my knob in her sink and dried it on her hand towel.

Plus I coughed up some phlegm in the morning when she was asleep and I don't know where it went...

Probably best we didn't arrange to meet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:09, archived)
# cashy and spunkmeyer
will post after me and are total bentshots, they told me so. They;ll probably marry each other.
(josimarX, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha
now THATS what i call a wedding story
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:12, archived)
# one to tell the grandchildren,
more like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:13, archived)
# i expect itd be best
on the grandparents
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:15, archived)
# that's a bit pessimistic
so her ill-gotten love-child is gonna have such a crappy childhood it'll grow up and have a kid of its own before it hits 20 and will feel so embittered by the shit hand it's been dealt it feels obliged to find it's biological grandfather who's only words of solace are the story that started off the whole sordid affair...

oh. you were just being idiomatic. my bad
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:22, archived)
# you're 14
right?


you guys are so screwed up. wow.
(josimarX, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:24, archived)
# im an 18 year old english a level drop out
and i dont know what idiomatic means, so i doubt it (hope not cos then id look a right fool)
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Does she look 14?
Eh? Does she? Eh? 14? Does she look 14? Eh? Eh?

I hope not as I have the horn for her.

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:28, archived)
# 20 actually
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:29, archived)
# fuck
off =oO
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:30, archived)
# what?
sarcasm right? my sarc-0-meter's borked
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:32, archived)
# you should work for the government
going in shops and buying fags to see if they ID you
(i dont do sarcasm, and when i do i do it poorly)
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
im sure theres a message in that but taking hints isnt my thing either. for what its worth i still would tho
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:38, archived)
# don't call us we'll call you
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:43, archived)
# woohooo! ive pulled!
*sits by the phone*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:48, archived)
# what
ever. It wasn't the pic I was referring to (I take it there's one in her profile?)
I was taking the pish out of her spazmo try-hard english
(josimarX, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:39, archived)
# spazmo try-hard?
you're in your early thirties right? and trying to make yourself feel better by insulting people over a decade younger than you. briliant.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:49, archived)
# well said!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 22:04, archived)
# It's possible.
The condom did split (She knows it did too before I am declared a bastard).

Not to worry, I haven't given her any diseases. I am cleeeeeean.

She may not have been though... back to the STD clinic I go :(
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:26, archived)
# such is life
hopefully she'll have the sense to visit her friend lil' levonelle
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:30, archived)
# I hope so!
When it happened I offered to go to the clinic with her the next day. I thought it was the romantic thing to do.....
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:32, archived)
# quite right
it's the modern day equivalent of pudding a cloak over a puddle
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:34, archived)
# hehehehe,
I feel like a proper gent now!

I think the most gentlemanly act was that she came and I didn't*. I'm all for role reversals, me!

*further reducing the chances of her having a little 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 21:38, archived)
# 'ning spunky!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:59, archived)
# haha top belms
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Pffft woo
I like the nevillesque faces
EDIT: Just noticed it's 'TEH' bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha
far better than the real thing :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:42, archived)
# lovely!
probably incredibly glasscock but
www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1585&rtn=main-topten

edit: i love the "super" sash
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Nice chins
and a nob as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 20:45, archived)