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# It's an orang-utan
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presence.

Edit: Sorry; woo to pic (:
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Bwaaaaahahahahaaaaa!
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Deleted scene from DVD:
Obi-Wan Kenobi: If you kill me I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Darth Vader: *kills Obi-Wan*

Darth Vader: Shit. Now he's more powerful than I ever imagined.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Ho-ho
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)