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# Now here's a product I'd buy
as a special gift for a lady!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)
# And I'm sure it would be appreciated.
If slightly unsubtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Which is why I always stay in the morning
and make her breakfast in bed, slip one of those in her orange juice, then leave.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Bit dangerous dosing her up like that isn't it?
What if it reacts with the rohypnol from the previous night?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)
# I usually keep the rohypnol for myself...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)
# How selfish.
But could provide a good alibi if the morning after pills don't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)
# (insert comment that takes the joke way too far here)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Apr 2005, 10:30, archived)