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# Most amusing.
I killed all my fish. Never mind.
Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:11, archived)
# My coworkers all
put beer in my fish tank. Several times they've killed Brian.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:14, archived)
# at least u know what happened to them
i put 5 goldfish in me pond; only now i cant see them anywhere. I know i put them in there but they either hide from me or have vanished into the various fucking cats that roam the street
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:14, archived)
# I boiled my piranhas
100% of fact. Not funny tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:28, archived)
# I'd better
stop laughing then....
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:32, archived)
# A mate of mine
managed to boil a Brazilian Red-Tailed catfish a few years ago. It was a fucking beauty as well. I suggested we eat it to try and cheer him up and he didn't speak to me for a month!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 6 Nov 2002, 21:42, archived)