Did ya burn?
No!
Still breathing?
Yes!
What ya worried about?
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:38,
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I've learned that
during a fire alarm is the best time to lean out of your window and have a fag!
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:40,
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