I get letters from him every morningbegging for money... saying I've used stuff like 'electricity' and 'council.' I sent him a letter back saying, if he's stupid enough to leave these things in MY HOUSE then I'm going to use them.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:43,
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then he stopped leaving them... and now I'm so cold, and my wife left me and took the kidsshe said that it was my duty as a man to provide these things, that just putting the children in the microwave won't warm them up... she said I was neglegent and a bad husband... now I'm so very alone, in the cold and dark, with only the rats and mounting piles of rubbish to keep me company. I'm not sure who keeps putting rubbish in my house, I don't buy any food or anything at all...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:56,
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