MASH POTATO!
...hated that as a kid...and the chuckle brothers...
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st3x,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:23,
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they were probably bamboozling you
by feeding you smash and not mash*.
*tip for the day - try it with salad cream
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its a bloody shambles,
Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:36,
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