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# huzzah!
and you (apparently) love keats. can i marry you? (a marriage of convenience you understand, for the tax breaks and whatnot)
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# ep, darling sweetheart gorgeousness,
haven't we been here before?
i'd be honoured if you would marry me ... to some big butch homie bumgay
although to be fair in my condition any offer sounds good


(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 1:57, archived)
# (see edit)
you are my friend jon AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# you mean
there are other men?
* sulks *

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# plenty by the looks of it
and none of them are the one i'm after!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# the bad news is
find the one you're after ...
and fourteen years later, he's snoring to wake the dead in the other room while I'm on the interweb
hey ho

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# yeah
and one of those was to me i'm sure! bound my the cruel shackles of commitment! argggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# twas
a drunken one. i apologise to laura in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# as long as there's divorce in my favour i don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)