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# Read the FAQ or fuck off, bozo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Bozo?
Jeez you faggots are just like niggers. Always make'n up you're own words.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# At least we know the difference
between 'your' and 'you're'.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Faggot
Go suck a prick queer!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Not before you twat the face of the Maharaja up your ugly cuntpipe, you spackhollowing fellator of geese.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# ouch
That's all I have to say. Ouch. I feel like I've been fucked in the ass by a brit. Which really isn't too bad since their pricks are so small.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I'd shit my pants and sit on your face,
but you'd only enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# yeah
probably....
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Interesting fact:
The average penis size in America/Canada is 4.5 inches, compared to an average of 6 inches in the UK.

/interesting fact.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# If we weren't both girls
I'd have like a million of your babies. Just for that one sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# listen.
I'm actually a brit. I was just pull'n your leg.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# I still think Comma's sentence was godlike.
And I'm not a Brit.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# I shall find a way,
sooner or later, to impregnate you with all of my ladysperm.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Shazah!
Just the though gives my life meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# You'll need a male donor and a genetic lab
but it can be done already... just that clone babies are really likely to die early of gene decay related problems.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# We're living in the age of microwaving and springy clothespegs.
ANYTHING'S possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Not anything
I don't feel any sexier since I handed in my thesis on friday, so it's either impossible or unlikely that one can achieve this through handing in large amounts of written bollocks.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# What would it look like?
It would be the most horny creature ever created!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# No, if Comma and Sqrrl had offspring
That would be the horniest creature ever created.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)