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# I think it'd be possible
if Kylie applied liberal amounts of sand...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:43, archived)
# i was thinking with the amount of general grit and stuff that's probably already down there
it would be not too much of a 'stretch'.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 0:51, archived)
# gahh - this is testing my limits.
Mustn't... imagine... Kylie getting rogered... by... Rembrandt ostrich...

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 1:02, archived)
# of course
you know now these two posts are next to each other onthe frontpage (kylie on top)
So many thousands of casual lurkers are going to be reading all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 1:39, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooo
Don't put Kylie on top! Gravel or no gravel the poor Rembrandt Ostritch would never survive!

/edit: I'm going to need bleach to get rid of *that* image from my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 15 Nov 2002, 2:41, archived)